So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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