so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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