No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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