I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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