I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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