When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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