What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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