just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
