ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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