I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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