you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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