I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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