Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm sobbing to NWA
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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