Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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