Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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