Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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