why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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