Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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