Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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