This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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