I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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