he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
