Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My butt remains clenched, sir.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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