He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
