But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He did a backflip because drugs
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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