sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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