called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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