Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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