Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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