I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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