question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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