BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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