It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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