I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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