super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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