yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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go home
the day after is always just damage control
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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