You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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