Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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