I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize