did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
