Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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