You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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