just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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