OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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