And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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