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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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