I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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