it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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