hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
