Porn is love you can see.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
love makes seman taste better
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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