Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We are all done wearing pants today
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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