I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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