Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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