i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
